Future's Cheek Clapping is WORSE Than WE THOUGHT!

Future's Cheek Clapping is WORSE Than WE THOUGHT!

It's your boy, O'Shea Duke Jackson, back at it again with another episode of the Celebrity Junk, and brothers, the clapping is going to have to stop. We've got this situation with Future, and it's worse than we thought. You all remember that "down bad" ex-stripper, Gorgeous Doll? Well, she's back, and this time she's forming a "dusty coalition" with all of Future's other baby mamas. She's claiming he's not taking care of his kids (all 18 of them, allegedly) and is actively teaching them how to find his hidden money and go after him for tax evasion. Future is on Instagram calling it "delulu and messy," but I've got to ask the hard questions. I'm talking to you, black men. What is the point of getting rich just to deal with the same quality of problematic, "down bad" women you could have dealt with when you were broke? You're enrolling these 304s into the "No Condom Community College," and then you're mad when they form a Voltron of baby mamas to bring you problems. It's not their fault... it's YOUR fault, because you clapped them up in the first place. Brothers, I'm telling you, you're better off with "self-linage." Your hand, "Palmina," is never going to expose you on Instagram, get you pregnant, or make you catch "the Atlanta." We don't do problems over here. Let's talk about it. Horizontal Hashtags #OshayDukeJackson #Future #GorgeousDoll #Clapathon #BabyMama #ChildSupport #304s #CelebrityJunk #HipHop #DownBad #SelfLinage #Palmina

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